Crazy things that happened at the building

[B.H.]

A friend told me about a woman who berated her kid for having gas in church.

"You don't TOOT-TOOT during the service!"

Johnny dont play your musical instrument in church.

[faithfyl]

A friend told me about a woman who berated her kid for having gas in church.
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I got berated for that, too.

[faithfyl]

I knew a girl who had sex in the church building with her boyfriend, who's dad (boyfriend's dad) was the preacher.

Did Daddy ever find out?

She wound up telling her parents because someone found out, the boy went around bragging, and she wanted her parents to hear it from her first. So both families found out.

[Ivy]

I knew a girl who had sex in the church building with her boyfriend, who's dad (boyfriend's dad) was the preacher.

Did Daddy ever find out?

She wound up telling her parents because someone found out, the boy went around bragging, and she wanted her parents to hear it from her first. So both families found out.

Oh, boy. He must have been a little jerk. So what happened when everyone found out?

[B.H.]

Did she get pregnant?

[ena]

A friend told me about a woman who berated her kid for having gas in church.

"You don't TOOT-TOOT during the service!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH7p_U48J-8